shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via urbran)

greenmachine666:

highlyfunctioningintrovert:

Something’s fucky…

Bubbles!

greenmachine666:

highlyfunctioningintrovert:

Something’s fucky…

Bubbles!

(Source: robotindisguise, via cookiexslut)

(Source: jesusislove)

"Yo Mr. Cody, this sleepin’ bag is feelin’ goooood. Feel like I’m kickin’ it wit a big ass loofa or some shit."

(Source: ghettohikes)

"Hey Dustin! Getcha ass ova here! We buildin’ bird feeders! Peanut butter pinecone craft time motherfucka!"

(Source: ghettohikes)

Tags: ily

(Source: 20prime, via failuresbydesign)

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

(Source: billyrayofficial)

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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(Source: philenor, via simonwang)

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How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

(via delistylehardcore)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via fvckzouis)